From G.W. Bush's premature declaration of U.S. victory in Iraq to the horror of FDR's Internment of Japanese Americans, from Reagan's Iran-Contra flip-flopping to a scandal that rocked Bill Clinton's world, these presidential moments will forever be remembered as some of the most embarrassing moments of any U.S. presidency. Remember, none of our Presidents have ever been perfect!

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me...

My birthday wish is that I get my story's first chapter out before November. *Wink*

You read that right! I've been holding on to a few here, but they've gotten a bit of polish and revision and they're ready for consumption over on "Scenes From A Hat!" They are:

• Yaksidentally in Love - A bit of cute shipping between Sandbar and Yona.

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Not much to say other than I've typed some stuff up and removed a few stupid paragraphs. I didn't do a lot, but I finally did something.

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So, for those who either missed the update or missed the addition of the link, I wish to let you know that Sunset's Isekai published its Star Trek: Phoenix chapter last week, which can be accessed and read here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/441859/101/sunsets-isekai/breather-star-trek-phoenix

For those who may feel that they would rather not read a chapter outside of the main story, rest assured that any necessary information will be conveyed in future chapters.

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Okay, I'd like to do this. There are currently ~4 pending stories that range from semi-written to almost ready to publish right now. I'd like to finish them all. I'll see what I can do. This is now known as Project Cleaners, the stories are not at all related except that they are all drafts.

Until then, here is my comeback song.

HOPE YOU LIKE FUTA.

The first post got deleted, but welcome to my Annual (so long as it's only me writing for west) collection of CTS stories set to feature CTEW, Home of the Clocktower Colts! if you're planning on writing a story featuring part of west, DM me, and i'll feature your story next month! but until them, here's some current and upcoming fics set at west, and how they've both progressed, and maybe even a few spicy hints for the future?

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I had meant to write a blog post that tortuously wound around to the tagged story, but while I was typing, I got a PM:

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Full Name: Lauren ***** B*******t
Future Career: I'm unsure atm
Birthday: May 12
Boyfriend/gf: None atm
Height: 5'somethin
Favorite Color: Bluey-green/teal
Girl BestFriends: A lot.(irl) A LOT.(internet)
Boy Bestfriend: A lot.(internet)
In Love?: Nop
Want Kids?: Maybe?
If, So How Many?: 1 or 2
SnapChat: Nope
Zodiac Sign?: Taurus
Last kiss? no comment
Last Hug? My dad
Last person I texted?: Kat

A while ago I wrote a post about the T-V distinction, and mentioned how the Quakers used thou instead of you with everyone to be "humble", and because the King James Version of the Bible used it for addressing individuals in the second person. Everyone else found it overly familiar and super-rude because thou had historically

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It's really difficult. I read on the lovely internet that you eat pussy like you would an ice cream cone. I ate an ice cream cone while my face was shot up on novacane and it was difficult. I smeared it all over my face and it started to hurt.

Please note, spoilers for If You Weren’t Afraid lie below. Q&A answers can be found at the end of the blog post.

History

If You Weren’t Afraid has a bizarre history. Fitting, for a story I still consider to be pretty bizarre.

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"It's funny 'cause she's drunk!"
"Haha, they're making fart noises!"
"sexual innuendo"

I understand that different people find different things amusing, but what I can't stand is miscategorization. This isn't adult humor, this is the humor of the obnoxious kids back in middle school. It's fine if you enjoy middle-school obscenity humor, but don't pretend it's "mature". It's not.

Note to self: don't have the Cap post a teaser when we aren't even ready to be undead yet.

So. Holidays are right around the corner. And we've been busy. Quite busy. Busily busy, one could even say. So now, consequently, we've got a good string of updates for you guys, with only more to come. Consider that our kinda-sorta Jinglemas gift to you, our followers. Gotta promote that love, sharing, and peace on Earth deal, right?

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